Leia: We need a group! What are our options?!
me: Um, the frisbee team, O-Phi, the Colombians, PIKE, or Blue-haired Monica's group.
Leia: Well the frats are out, and we can't be part of the Colombian group because we're not Colombian! We're joining frisbee next year, WHY DON'T WE HAVE FRIENDS?!