December 2011
54 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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My cousin performs a flawless sea jump, he learns from the best…
Dec 27th
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Stars, hide your fires: Every Christmas, I look... →
futurecatlady318: Every Christmas, I look forward to the card that my cat lady grandma sends. What she writes is always unintentionally hilarious, and she always signs from all her cats. Here is the jist of the letter from this year: Dear Annie, [insert misspelled words that don’t make sense here. (She said… YOUR FAMILY IS BEAUTIFUL
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“If you don’t own a blackberry or an iphone, you don’t deserve to...”
– Ben
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 19th
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mom: You're going to the concert with two guys? That's pretty slutty of you, don't you think? Ha ha! That was a good one, huh? (reaching towards the backseat to high-five my sister)
me: ....THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dec 17th
Kyle lies.
Dec 16th
kyndev asked: That violet eye thing is not real, just so you know. it also says that you stop aging and live to be 130 at least.... so....
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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An old lady told my dad and I that we make "such a...
Dec 14th
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So I broke a bone in my ankle and can't run for 8...
Dec 14th
add these to your vocabulary please →
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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“I’m not a good cook! The only thing I can think of making are fajitas, but...”
– my mother, contemplating what to cook while my brother’s new girlfriend is over for dinner.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
I woke up to a room full of balloons and streamers...
1. I have the most incredible roommate. 2. How in the world did I sleep through this?
Dec 12th
“Every time I pass a black person, I’m always singing a rap song. They...”
– Leia
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
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EVERY COMMENT YOU MAKE
callmemrrager replied to your post: I have the sweetest roommate, really. Oh gosh. It finally happened. You killed and ate your roommate. I knew that acid was gonna catch up with you. I shouldn’t have let you listen to Skrillex, I should have been a better friend.
Dec 11th
I have the sweetest roommate, really.
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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My mom just sent me an entire box of Tiff's...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Danny: I had to quit twitter after about ten posts, there was just too much pressure to be funny. My first post just set the standards too high. And no one ever likes my hashtags.
Me: Hey let me under, I'm getting soaked!
Danny: Sure, you can stand under my umbrella... hashtag Rihanna!
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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I love Colombians.
Simon: Aw, no! I don't want her to sit with us!
Me: Why are you always so mean to me?!
Simon: I'm not mean, I'm so nice in Spanish. I'm only mean to you in English.
Dec 7th
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
Angie Vital is going to TU Flash Rave Fall 2011 — Tuesday, December 6 at 11:00pm
Dec 6th
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When your favorite song comes on in public: You...
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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I WANT TO DRESS UP ALL SPIFFY AND GO ON DATES
Dec 6th
doktorivan: rydellk: rydellk: i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it true fashion no how is everything you post really good
Dec 6th
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One paper down, only two more to go!
Dec 5th
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I wonder if Harry Potter's favorite ice breakers...
Dec 4th
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Such a lovely morning with Jesus!
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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