December 2011
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My cousin performs a flawless sea jump, he learns from the best…
Stars, hide your fires: Every Christmas, I look... →
futurecatlady318:
Every Christmas, I look forward to the card that my cat lady grandma sends. What she writes is always unintentionally hilarious, and she always signs from all her cats.
Here is the jist of the letter from this year:
Dear Annie,
[insert misspelled words that don’t make sense here. (She said…
YOUR FAMILY IS BEAUTIFUL
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If you don’t own a blackberry or an iphone, you don’t deserve to...
– Ben
mom: You're going to the concert with two guys? That's pretty slutty of you, don't you think? Ha ha! That was a good one, huh? (reaching towards the backseat to high-five my sister)
me: ....THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Kyle lies.
kyndev asked: That violet eye thing is not real, just so you know. it also says that you stop aging and live to be 130 at least.... so....
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An old lady told my dad and I that we make "such a...
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So I broke a bone in my ankle and can't run for 8...
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I’m not a good cook! The only thing I can think of making are fajitas, but...
– my mother, contemplating what to cook while my brother’s new girlfriend is over for dinner.
I woke up to a room full of balloons and streamers...
1. I have the most incredible roommate.
2. How in the world did I sleep through this?
Every time I pass a black person, I’m always singing a rap song. They...
– Leia
EVERY COMMENT YOU MAKE
callmemrrager replied to your post: I have the sweetest roommate, really.
Oh gosh. It finally happened. You killed and ate your roommate. I knew that acid was gonna catch up with you. I shouldn’t have let you listen to Skrillex, I should have been a better friend.
I have the sweetest roommate, really.
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My mom just sent me an entire box of Tiff's...
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Danny: I had to quit twitter after about ten posts, there was just too much pressure to be funny. My first post just set the standards too high. And no one ever likes my hashtags.
Me: Hey let me under, I'm getting soaked!
Danny: Sure, you can stand under my umbrella... hashtag Rihanna!
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I love Colombians.
Simon: Aw, no! I don't want her to sit with us!
Me: Why are you always so mean to me?!
Simon: I'm not mean, I'm so nice in Spanish. I'm only mean to you in English.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
Angie Vital is going to TU Flash Rave Fall 2011 — Tuesday, December 6 at 11:00pm
When your favorite song comes on in public: You...
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I WANT TO DRESS UP ALL SPIFFY AND GO ON DATES
doktorivan:
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rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
no how is everything you post really good
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One paper down, only two more to go!
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I wonder if Harry Potter's favorite ice breakers...
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Such a lovely morning with Jesus!