williamshakespearethings:

itslillli:

What happens when he’s your Romeo but you’re not his Juliet?

You, him, and several other people don’t die.

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19 Oct 2014 Reblogged from itslillli

takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

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16 Oct 2014 Reblogged from youroldrsistr

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

— P.J. O’Rourke (via writingquotes)

16 Oct 2014 Reblogged from writingquotes
happinessinwords:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

happinessinwords:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: spoopscre4m)

16 Oct 2014 Reblogged from spoopscre4m

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t.

— Emerson M. Pugh, The Biological Origin of Human Values (via whyallcaps)

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16 Oct 2014 Reblogged from whyallcaps

foxhaven:

moarrrmagazine:

What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take? 
- Adam Lupton

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16 Oct 2014 Reblogged from moarrrmagazine
themountainlaurel:

Kelly Hicks

themountainlaurel:

Kelly Hicks

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thecatsaysmiaw:

I have been so eager to get to this. Finally! #thehandmaidstale #margaretatwood #currentlyreading #book #bookhaul #bookporn #bookporn #bookstagram #instabook #igreads

thecatsaysmiaw:

I have been so eager to get to this. Finally! #thehandmaidstale #margaretatwood #currentlyreading #book #bookhaul #bookporn #bookporn #bookstagram #instabook #igreads

(via englishmajorinrepair)

15 Oct 2014 Reblogged from thecatsaysmiaw